English SMSs

First of all SMS means: Short Message Service

Here I've got some SMSs that you could send to your friends and family

Some of them are funny, some are naughty, disturbing or whatever you call them. Anyways

read, sms and add your own

Someday u may lose ur hair, lose ur teeth, ur money and even lose ur mind,But one thing u will never lose

ur good looks,.....

coz u can never lose what u don't have

Every thing about you is Perfect Your lips Your skin Your eyes Your body

You are lucky to be born GooD LooKing

Not LiKe me ..

Born to be Big LIAR

I'm a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend

I KILL YOU FOR FREE !!

When I was a kid, my mom told me that angels live in heaven...Now I know that it is not true...Because if angels live in heaven,......

WHY I AM HERE?

God saw u hungry, so he created rice,

Saw u thirsty created water,

Saw u in the dark, created light

& when he saw u without a cute friend... E7em!

He created ME

WHeN oNe Door Of HAppiNess CLoses aNoTher Opens,

But oFTeN wE LoOK So LoNG At THe CLoSed DooR

THaT we Do Not SeE ThE oNe WhiCH HaS oPeNed

Living on earth is very expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun every year

May you have enough happiness to make you sweet

Enough trials to make you strong

Enough sorrow to keep you human

and Enough hope to make you happy

you should do 2 things when you wake up in the morning

Pray to God so you can live.

Have shower so others can live!

Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom

& without ugliness there can be no beauty…

so the world needs YOU after all!

U Must B Tired Coz U Have Been Running Thru My Mind,

U Must B A Good Thief Coz U Have Stolen My Heart

I Must B A Bad Shooter Coz I Keep Missing u ;** &

True friends are like morning ,

u cant have them the whole day,

but u can be sure they will be there

when u wake up tomorrow,.next week,next year forever

Always draw a circle around the ones you love

never draw a heart because hearts can be broken

but circles are never ending

Flowers need sunshine,

violets need dew,

all people in world know that I need u.